the way you chuck grenades you should be sven 
"Take that you rotton helping of strawberry flan!"
Joseph Porta to "strawberrys and cream", in the sven hassel book ,ogpu prison
the way you chuck grenades you should be sven
Sven was the best at throwing grenades and he was the youngest and so am i so i think i should od sven instead.
If its passed 9 there is a 95% chance im pissed.
And so starts another round of name changing.... 
"I think we are in rats' alley - Where the dead men lost their bones."
And so starts another round of name changing....
Nope , one change per person forever. Everyone is asked twice . sorry barcelona you are stuck with it .
I just hope there's no confusion. I'm certainly not going to be changing mine.
When I want your opinion - I'll tell you what it is!
I just hope there's no confusion. I'm certainly not going to be changing mine.
You did get there first !
the names are different, sgt heide and julius H.
so i dont think there will be confusion,
as to multiple charicters, i dont see it being too much of a problem, no on goes to every event (well almost no one ) plus if 5 portas , or 3 svens attend an event, it just shows how popular the 27th is
"Take that you rotton helping of strawberry flan!"
Joseph Porta to "strawberrys and cream", in the sven hassel book ,ogpu prison
Right thats it, i've decided.
I'm going to be Sven to get it out the bloody way.
Change my name please Dave
From now on I'll be Sven Hassel
well that is until my new SS kit arrives whereupon i might decide to be Joachim Pieper but then if my Lufty kit turns up I'll be Hans Ulrich Rudel.
No in all seriosuness change my name to Sven please Dave and i'll start wearing my black kit to events.
Had you there...
Only joking 
"I think we are in rats' alley - Where the dead men lost their bones."
I must admit i'm tempted to join - basic research has brought some appeal about the 27th, but before that I need to read the entire back catalogue of Sven Hassel books, I can't really say "i'll be Sven" until i've read 'em.
Dont read em all
Read 'Legion of the damned'
its by far the best with real pathos and grit.
The rest are incredibly formulaic but fun and if you've read one you've read em all.
To prove this:
1) start reading a sven hassel book at random.
2) Put it down after an evnings reading
3) Wait 1 week or longer
4) select seven hassle book at random and continue to read from thepage you lat reached.
Ods are you will find it still makes sense and you're not confused as the same things happen in every book.
See the 'imutable rules of sven hassel' thread.
They are all incredibly good fun to read but if you have limited time or budget just read LotD which is actualy quite good , a bit moving in parts and not the 'boys own war porn' of the later ones.
"I think we are in rats' alley - Where the dead men lost their bones."
We have a new 27th panzers soldier Danny who is going to be Pluto.
If its passed 9 there is a 95% chance im pissed.
cheers lewis
You wouldn't mind keeping it as "Julius H" would you? I don't want anyone getting confused over our (already) similar tags. Don't want to be a spoilsport bit I WAS here first.
When I want your opinion - I'll tell you what it is!
did you strike today heide????
PLEASE SAY YES .
as you know, i love people who fight for their rights
I hope jack straw has got a HUGE F*****G migrane tonight
"Take that you rotton helping of strawberry flan!"
Joseph Porta to "strawberrys and cream", in the sven hassel book ,ogpu prison
I was on a day off today. But I WOULD have striked if I'd been in. I sat at home drinking beer and watching my colleagues scare the living crap out of this fascist junta of a government. I have a feeling it will happen again too.
When I want your opinion - I'll tell you what it is!
Yup, stuff it up 'em, I hate this lot, 'bout time for a change, I hate this tax guzzeling bunch of donkies, hope you get what you blokes deserve, a decent pay rise!
With prisons overflowing you'd had thought the government would be looking to help not hinder . IMHO they're all as bad as each other , and they all love taking your money from you .
I reckon we're going to have trouble tomorrow. The cons have been locked up all day with only governors for company, that's enough to make even Ghandhi want to kill someone.
When I want your opinion - I'll tell you what it is!
I reckon we're going to have trouble tomorrow. The cons have been locked up all day with only governors for company, that's enough to make even Ghandhi want to kill someone.
PMSL. Good luck tomorrow 
As an ex prison officer, Im glad they all went on strike. I loved the job when I did it, but it was polotics that made leave. Sack the government and get us a president like bush!!!
HAHAHA, who honestly thought I was serious? Sack em and get maggie back. Even in her old age she wont let the shitheads take the piss out of our country.
My two cents
Tiny.
My Two Cents.....
Tiny
"I'll show you 'ow the English knock the top off a egg"
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MP40
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